Sunday, April 22, 2012 Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Anonymous asked: oh my gosh you are so fucking cuteeeeeeeeeeeee <3 <3 <3 <3

I’M CUTE?

WHAT KIND OF LOSER ARE YOU? YOU NEED TO GET EYES AND EARS CHECKED BECAUSE THE LAST TIME I CHECKED MY BEHAVIOR MUCH MORE ON THE ENDS OF NOT BEING CUTE.

JESUS.

Friday, April 6, 2012

Anonymous asked: don't you want somebody to love, don't you need somebody to love, wouldn'tyou love somebody to love? you better find somebody to love~

YUP.

I’M OFFICIALLY RETARDED AFTER READING THAT COMMENT RIGHT THERE. IT WASN’T ALL THAT GREAT KNOWING ALL OF YOU. HEY NOW THAT I’M ON YOUR LEVEL MAY BE WE CAN BE FRIENDS?

BULLSHIT, I WOULDN’T WANT ANYTHING WITH STUPID ASSES LIKE YOU EVEN IF I WAS RETARDED.

Anonymous asked: are you a pimp?

I DON’T KNOW, ARE YOU STUPID?

Anonymous asked: if you were another type of hybrid, what would you be?

I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE. I WOULDN’T WANT TO BE ANY KIND OF HYBRID EVER IF I COULD CHOOSE TO BUT I CAN’T BECAUSE TWO PEOPLE DECIDED TO BUMP UGLIES AND CREATE ME.

WHAT A MIRACLE I CAME OUT TO BE, RIGHT?

Anonymous asked: cookies or chips?

COOKIES, MOTHERFUCKER.

Anonymous asked: have you ever been in love?

I DON’T HAVE TO ANSWER YOUR NONSENSE.

Anonymous asked: is mayonaise an instrument?

I HATE YOU. I HOPE YOU GET RAN OVER.

Anonymous asked: red or blue?

RED. WHAT THE KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS? I MEAN LIKE SERIOUSLY I FIND MYSELF JUST A LITTLE DUMBER EVER TIME I COME ON HERE TO LOOK AT WHAT KIND OF SHITTY QUESTIONS YOU HAVE FOR ME.

Anonymous asked: what's you favorite type of cereal?

THIS KIND.

have-some-tack asked: What's a song you listen to when you need to calm down?

FUCK I DON’T KNOW. I USUALLY DON’T LISTEN TO MUSIC WHEN I’M PISSED OR UPSET. I EITHER GO OUT AND DO SOMETHING OR I YELL AT THE PERSON WHO PISSED ME OFF.

BUT LET’S JUST GO WITH THIS BECAUSE I HAVE TO GIVE SOME SORT OF ANSWER AND YES, I KNOW THIS IS EXTREMELY NERDY BUT FUCK YOU.

AND ALSO VIOLINS ARE AMAZING INSTRUMENTS, THAT’S ALL I HAVE TO SAY ON THE MATTER.

Monday, March 26, 2012

Anonymous asked: Could I be your best friend? I'll listen!

NO, I DON’T MAKE FRIENDS WITH FACELESS FUCKHOLES LIKE YOU.